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Sawke

Age/Gender: 18, Female
Location: America
Job: ??? O.o

I feel no pride for my race, gender, or country. All are just random occurences produced by chance. I feel pride for myself because what i do is my decision and not the result of genes, or society.

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2/21/05

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Why does everyone want lies?

Posted by Sawke Jul. 21, 2009 @ 9:38 PM EDT

I am very honest. And this is why so many people hate me. I dont tell things to people to make them happy. If they tell me an idea i give them my honest opinion, if i hate it i say why, if i like it then that should mean even more because i think theres no downpoint to it.

I'm not going to support something that sounds like it'll fail. If people want me to just fucking agree with them then they should either not tell me at all, or tell me to say "sounds great!", i try not to throw in my opinion where it is not asked for, but you know we all have big mouths and it happens, but if im asked a question i will give an answer damned the consequences.

Dont ask a question you don't want a answer to! I'm not a cynic or a pessimist but if something sounds like a bad idea i will usually say it is! but from now on i think i'll start off my criticisms like "well this sounds good ...and as well as that...but the main problem is -" instead of going off in to a rant as to why the idea is bad. Maybe that'll get optimists to stfu!

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The Doggy Poo MOVIE!

Posted by Sawke Jul. 19, 2009 @ 5:15 AM EDT

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Oh yes it's fucking real and i LOVE IT!!! Doggy Poo...i love you...

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Brand New Oil Painting i made!

Posted by Sawke Jul. 17, 2009 @ 11:59 PM EDT

NEW PAINTING! read about it's meaning by clicking on the same picture below this one. Rate please!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/saw ke/the-stolen-dreamer

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Revenge how often do you get it?

Posted by Sawke Jul. 16, 2009 @ 2:35 PM EDT

I don't often get my chance at sweet revenge. I'm neither clever or brave enough to get back at someone. But when the odds are in my favor, it would be stupid NOT to take the chance when its so graciously given. I had a friend talk shit about me for a long time. MMMM.....the best part was no one believed. One by one all our friends stuck with me save for 2 assholes. Ahh...now she's left alone, her only friends who gave her a reason to go to school were gone, now she's an ungraduated lonely mess. Life is good. I just love LOVE it when things go my way, it's like a delicious dessert you havent had in a long time. Giving someone a taste of their own medicine is fine stuff indeed.

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I hate names

Posted by Sawke Jul. 15, 2009 @ 9:49 PM EDT

I find names to be so useless. They're never used THAT much. I understand its used to distinguish people. But still in social situations i find them barely ever said. Most people when they come to me dont say my name they just say hi and i know who they are talking to, or if someone asks me a question i know who they are talking to still without having to even look. My name is used so rarely it sounds odd to HEAR my name because of how little its used. Meh.

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If someone jizzed in your face...

Posted by Sawke Jul. 12, 2009 @ 2:06 PM EDT

then ran away and you couldnt catch them what would be your reaction?

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SWINE FLU PROM AHAHAHH!!!

Posted by Sawke Jun. 16, 2009 @ 6:18 AM EDT

So i didn't want to go to prom because it was too much money for a being around people i don't even like and the prom place was way too far to make it worth it. So everyone looked down on me and treated me like an asshole because i just wanted to save 70$ turns out two kids at the prom had swine flu :D now the people who went are more likely to have caught it. Ah the universe rewards those who don't give in to others demands ^^

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People who you really need

Posted by Sawke Jun. 15, 2009 @ 8:08 PM EDT

There are few people in life who can stand me and even fewer who i can stand. Im going to miss the one friend i had in highschool who really understood me and was calm all the time and always understood my POV. I need my friend from my old school, she didn't argue with me either, we just always understood eachother, although we didn't get in to long discussions just being with her made me so happy. My cousins gf is just so kinda through and through. Theres also a boy i really like and miss. We both just get along perfectly and i miss him like crazy. I never get along with anyone but the people i do get along with just fit perfectly with me, they are so calm and caring they are too good for me and i'm grateful for them.

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My favorite things! are any of these yours?!

Posted by Sawke Jun. 13, 2009 @ 4:44 PM EDT

like a lot of stuff....might as well make a list since i'm bored. lol read and let me know what you think!

Music Bands i like:

The Beatles
Lily Allen
Katy Perry
She wants Revenge
Billy Talent
Rob Zombie
Feist
The killers
The strokes
Franz Ferdinand
Ok Go
Macy Gray
Marilyn Manson
The White Stripes
Linkin Park
Nirvana
Pink
Styx
Johnny Cash
The Fratellis
Korn

Favorite Cartoons/Animes:

1 OURAN HIGHSCHOOL
2 FRUITS BASKET
3 PEACH GIRL
4 SUPER GALS!
5 SCHOOL RUMBLE
6 SHUGO CHARA
7 CLANNAD
8TORADORA
9 TONAGURA
10MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZIMIYA
11 ITAZURA NA KISS
12 DEATH NOTE
13 DRAGONBALL Z
14 CARDCAPTORS
15 SAILOR MOON
16 SPECIAL A
17 KARIN/ CHIBI VAMPIRE
18 DESERT PUNK
19 XXXHOLIX
20 GANTZ
21 AVATAR
22 PRETEAR
23 CODE GEASS
24 GIRLS BRAVO
Simpsons
South Park
Family Guy
Drawn Together
Perfect Hair Forever

TV Shows

That 70s Show
Malcolm in the middle
Robot Chicken
House
Ugly Betty
Lost
Jackass
Seinfeld
Friends
Monty Python
Little Britain
Black Books
Black Adder
Mr Bean
I,Claudius
Allo Allo
One foot in the grave
are you being served?

Movies

Spirited Away
Howls Moving Castle
Heathers
Crybaby
Simpsons Movie
Silence of the Lambs
Art School Confidential
The Addams Family 1 and 2
All Monty Python Movies
Airplane!
Scary Movie 1-3
Shrek 1-3
All Harry Potters
Silence of the Lambs

Books and Comics

The overachievers
Harry Potter
Artemis Fowl
I,Claudius
Everything about Mythology
Speak
Edgar Allen Poes Book of Poems
COMICS----------------------
Persepolis
Lenore
Johnny the homicidal maniac
Squee!
Family Guy
Filler Bunny
Optic Nerve
MANGA________
Fruits Basket
Ouran Highschool
HanaKimi

Favorite Artists

Salvador Dali
Andy Warhol
Ray Johnson

Favorite Things in General

Bracelets and Sweat Bands
Head bands
Painting
Drawing
Rock!!!!!!!!
T shirts,hoodies,and sweaters
Ear cuffs
Big earrings
Hair Dye
ink pens and nibs
rings
jeans

MY FAV ANIME AT THE MOMENT!! GIRLS BRAVO!! FREAKING FUNNY!!!

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LET US SING THE GERMAN FRIENDSHIP SONG! huh?

Posted by Sawke Jun. 6, 2009 @ 6:23 AM EDT

Ist das nicht ein NEWGROUNDS!?!?

JA DAS IST EIN NEWGROUNDS!!

Ist das nicht ein profile page??

JA DAS NICHT EIN PROFILE PAGE!!!

newgrounds, profile page

Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!

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