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Sawke

Age/Gender: 18, Female
Location: America
Job: ??? O.o

I feel no pride for my race, gender, or country. All are just random occurences produced by chance. I feel pride for myself because what i do is my decision and not the result of genes, or society.

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I PROMISED HOT ACTION CORN!!!

Posted by Sawke May. 31, 2009 @ 3:14 PM EDT

AND HERE IT IS!! BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!! AWWW YA!!!

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Does anyone have to do community service?

Posted by Sawke May. 30, 2009 @ 2:21 AM EDT

My school has it....it's seriously shitty. We're not actually going to any hospitals or cleaning the streets. We sit around and staple papers for the school. Which can KINDA....be seen as community service. But meh. Everyone has to do a certain amount of hours to "graduate" suuure. I know a ton of people who haven't done it and are graduating. In fact i haven't technically done it.

I didn't go to any hospitals this year or clean anyones place. But i did do community service in Haiti with my moms camp. I helped her fix up the work site for her school there about two years ago, and i painted tires so that plants can be put on the inside of the tires and grown. It was all very exhausting. But it was nice. Also i give away a lot of my clothes to haiti...A LOT...like...the moment something doesn't fit...it goes there. I don't like being in haiti much because of the heat. But it feels really good to help someone else. Sometimes i wish i can give more, at least to the little kids my mom take care of but, if i did then i'd have nothing lol. I do what i can!

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KISSY KISS GIVE BABY JACK A HUG!!!

Posted by Sawke May. 26, 2009 @ 5:55 PM EDT

baby jack skellington WUVS YOOOOU WUV HIM TOO!!!!

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Does this look like a girl Light Yagami?

Posted by Sawke May. 26, 2009 @ 11:43 AM EDT

So i made this with ink...and i'm kinda scared by it...it looks like a girl Light yagami from death note lol!

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guees who!

Posted by Sawke May. 22, 2009 @ 1:19 PM EDT

who is this? :D

if you guessed me you're right! lol i used a virtual program to change my hair though. Do i look high?

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Things that are wrong to laugh at!!!

Posted by Sawke May. 20, 2009 @ 4:21 PM EDT

I laugh when children get hurt. I think it's the funniest thing ever. When i hear screaming from a child outside i rush outdoors to see the damage. Only to be dissapointed if it's a scraped knee. I don't feel sorry for them because the dumbasses are usually running around. I was never like that as a kid i walked straight and didn't run like an idiot. I saw a little girl accidently get dragged by her dad because she was staring at someone behind her. HA! BEST CHILD DRAG EVER!

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If i was a man i would love to pee at far distances. I think thats pretty fun. Imagine it...being able to squirt on someone from a roof then running to another roof and getting someone else. WHY i would do that i don't know i guess as a woman it'd be harder...having to squat...itd be too hard. And you may ask "why not just put piss in a bucket then toss it?" WHY ? because you just don't get it thats why!!!

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Kill a Person!!!

Posted by Sawke May. 11, 2009 @ 5:52 PM EDT

Is it better to kill a person because they are a filthy asshole? would killing make that easier for you or would you still not be able to do it even if they are the scum of the earth?

i think it'd be easier for me to kill as long as i dont know who they are. Of course if it's a child or a old person thats harder...i'd just naturally assume they are good.

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When is it ok to hit a Woman?

Posted by Sawke May. 2, 2009 @ 3:07 PM EDT

In my Health Class my teacher said that it's NEVER ok to hit a woman...but there's got to be SOME point when it's acceptable...what so if she tied you down and beat you senseless...even after you got free you'd STILL refuse to hit her in retaliation as defense? that seems...stupid. Or if she's attacking someone you love it's not ok? if women can hit men with a slap when they get cheated on i think men deserve the right to slap a woman if she cheat...just not so hard that she falls to the ground that would be very unnecessary.

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Don't be afraid!

Posted by Sawke Apr. 30, 2009 @ 7:38 PM EDT

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It's sad how often people let their fears control them. I am terrified of pidgeons, i run away from them when i see them because i don't want crap on my head, i'm scared of dogs because i've been attacked by one TWICE argh, and i hate the dark. I love night time though it's just stumbling around in the dark scares me because i never know what bugs or mice could be crawling around my house.

Here's something not so scary lol!

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