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Sawke
Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)

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Posted by Sawke - May 3rd, 2008


I don't really read many comics like marvel and DC. I just love to hear about the characters, and what they can do, and the drawings. Today was free comic book day! it's everywhere in North America.

It was so much fun walking from comic store to comic store getting stuff. Of course you can 't just take ANYTHING. Certain issues for that day comes out. Some of the comics were kinda crap...like c'mon TINY TEEN TITANS? ugh...but for some of those that lack in story..make up for in art work. I have so much great art work in these comics i'm going to be drawing for hours. Actually some of the stories i can get in to. I think i have a Hulk and Iron Man cross over! that might not be bad i'll read it and try to get in to it.

Today was a good day! like halloween for nerds lol, and Ohh were there nerds.

I like this girl. didn't take long too draw also! i have name her Adi. I think it fits.

Free Comic Day!


Posted by Sawke - April 27th, 2008


Aw that's not true...i just hate certain people for no reason. I mainly hate guests. I'm like a animal in a way...when there is a guest in the house...they invade my territory, and my territory changes because of THEM, i get angry.

This girl is here...she's nice enough...but i HATE her being here...i dont talk to her or really look at her. I'm angry because i just hate the new things that happen while she is here. My mom told me to "excuse" myself when company is around as i got up from dinner. WHAT THE FUCK? when the hell am i supposed to KNOW this? she just randomly says it.

We also only have guests like once every few months, so i can NEVER remember. All i try to do is stay locked in my room and let it pass. I should have never gone down to dinner...ugh. Sorry...i guess...i just dislike certain aspects about people for strange reasons. I'm generally nice to people...but some things just set me off that can turn me in to despising that person.

I know..that i hate shy people...which is fucked because i'm semi shy...like i'll speak a little at first...but i won't be loud and crazy like normal unless the other person helps me out a bit.

I guess i get a little annoyed when a person as equally shy like me just sits with me in silence....it gets me aggravated because nothings going anywhere. So i begin to despise that person for wasting my time, and no i definately won't be the one to start talking first. With me it's like...if you aren't talkative right the minute we're together....you're on a fast lane to pissing me off.

XOID! i have named him xoid for no reason. I think the hands a bit blah lol but maybe i'll add a girl there. I'll repost when i come to a decision.

I hate everyone...


Posted by Sawke - April 26th, 2008


I think i should do photography. I get a lot of great ideas for pictures and i grab my cam to take them. Unfortunately i need my bro to install some programs for my dig cam to work, so all i have now is a shitty phone cam BLAH. I got this idea because my eyes were itchy and i had some blue eyedrops so i poured some and i thought the effect was kinda pretty so i snapped some pics. Lol i kinda like it. Not the most original thing, but it made me look creepy, and that is always fun!

AH! I LOOK LIKE A ALIEN WTF? my eyes make puppies look like chumps.

I think i might want to do photography,


Posted by Sawke - April 20th, 2008


Do you ever wonder how the people with the best looks get all the best treatment? its obvious of course that everyone shits themselves over a pretty face. Unfortunately i am the same, i'm not going to lie sometimes i do fall prey to the pretty, but lets get this straight. I fall prey to pretty MEN. If you are a pretty GIRL and you ask me to do something i don't want to do, you can just keep walking little missy because i damn sure won't do it.

Since i'm straight that's of course the way its going to be. But don't think i'll jump because a pretty face tells me to, if a guy is gorgeous but a asshole, i wouldn't give him the time of day, of course that's not to say i wouldn't be attracted at first, just after awhile i'd only see a walking talking dick, not a sexy man.

Whats worse than a pretty face. Is a person who thinks they are GORGEOUS and are in fact the ugliest piece of crap in the universe. I know this one girl that really popular but she's SCARES me, her face is totally messed with pimples, her glasses are so huge you can't even see her dead, lifeless eyes, and her attitude oh GOD ugh.

Yet somehow this girl is absolutely popular. She struts around showing off her mosquito bite boobs, and whispering about me and whoever she can pick on, because she's probably insecure about her molecular boobs, and her hair which is so nappy it is litterally falling off, and making her look like she has forehead big enough to start a colony on.

What's worse is you can't tell if she's nice or not, sometimes she compliments my hair because i dye it a lot, and other times i feel like she's glaring at me. Goddamnit in general i hate arrogant people who are beautiful or like to think they are.

Can't forget the pic!! he looks a Eathan right?

Falling for the beautiful


Posted by Sawke - April 15th, 2008


where better to ask about guys then the smelly hot pit where they all gather known only as Newgrounds! ^^ ok i need some help. I was sitting with this guy in class and he started commenting on my boobs and making pervy jokes.

It didn't bother me though because that type of stuff is ok by me so i just laughed along. Then afterclass he lightly joked "wanna go out after school? maybe for eight hours" i laughed punched him on the arm, and we walked away.

He was laughing so don't think i was being mean and ignored him asking me out because i don't think he was serious. Anyway here's my issue. I'm leaving class and i poke him as i walk by him and say "hello" he hugs me (i try to run) and says "HEY! my favorite artist" i looked up at him smiled softly and said "thank you" are you guys gagging yet? anyway the part that confuses me is that not one second after i said "thank you" i saw him lightly smile, he leans down and gives me a kiss on the cheek then without a word walks away.

What does that mean? he likes me? he was being friendly? i don't know if i like him...but i won't get in to that...i have a lot of reasons. I'm just confused about what he meant by that kiss. because it wasn't a light fast kiss. It was full lips on cheek SMACK and no prior warning saying he was leaving. Should i maybe get closer to him? see what else he does?

I wouldn't make you read all that CRAP without a little extra goodness. Here's a pic i drew.

Need some guy advice


Posted by Sawke - April 12th, 2008


Do people ever think you are unhappy when you aren't? for years my mom thought i was unhappy and probably still does. She thinks that to be happy you have to constantly be in someones company, laughing and talking.

This is our difference. I don't feel the need to be in the company of others, in fact i'm usually a lot happier on my own. I'm happy on Newgrounds, i'm happy sitting alone playing XBOX, i'm happy watching TV and being the only one awake at night.

Don't get me wrong i'd LOVE to have my friend by my side doing all that stuff. In fact i called her on my cell and we put eachother on speaker phone to play Devil May Cry 4 together. That was an incredibly happy moment for me. But i know one day i'll have to be alone for an indeterminate amount of time, and i take pride in the fact that when that time comes i won't be miserable and lonely. People who are dependant on me drive me crazy, i need people who don't constantly want me to hang out or go to their house. I like the people who are there when i need them, but won't call my house every damn day.

Well...here's a new pic. I've been doing a lot of ink drawings, so plenty more like this. Hope you like it.

Unhappy to others?


Posted by Sawke - April 4th, 2008


I hate people who get embarassed over little stuff. "I dropped water on my pants! OH TEH NOES WATCH ME BLUSH!" it's kinda stupid. Just laugh at yourself and others have no reason to crack on you because their jokes aren't quite so offensive, and funny, if you laugh harder than everyone else.

Maybe it's just me but if you are the first to laugh the loudest and hardest, then people are less likely to make fun of you because you show you are not embarassed by your human mistakes. I tripped and did a big accidental show of flipping and falling over...and YES it was very embarrassing...but you know the most important thing about a memory is the feeling you recall from that memory, and i don't remember being THAT embarrassed. I remember being the first to laugh while i was on the floor, and the teachers were scared that i hurt myself...and then everyone in the entire room pointed and laugh.

All i could think to do...to brush off the fact that people were laughing...is laugh louder and harder than them. I wasn't fake laughing...i just pictured myself falling through another persons eyes...and even now i think its freaking hilarious! People are dogs..show fear and they'll attack :D so laugh at yourself a bit.

Sorry about the watermark...just a precaution.

People have to learn to laugh at themselves


Posted by Sawke - March 26th, 2008


I don't know about guys but girls spend FOREVER in the bathroom. it's like a fucking clubhouse. All these idiots do is stand in front of the mirror and brush their hair and talk their shit...then some moron screams

"OMGGG ITS SMELLS"

WHHHAT? it SMELLS? in the BATHROOM? how can this be? how can a place where people defecate possibly SMELL? I just don't fucking get these girls.

My friend always used to say "come with me to the bathroom"

but i always answered her with "why do you need help wiping yourself?"

WHY do i have to hear her pee? WHY does she want me to hear her pee? can't our conversation wait until after she's taking care of business? i feel very awkward talking to someone while they are farting and pissing.

I'm sorry i'm just not one of those girls that tell another girl to follow her to the bathroom...i get in, i get out. I don't discuss life issues while prissing and preening in the mirror! in fact...i avoid the mirror because i know i look like shit, and rubbing my face with water and using the shit soap won't help. But these girls don't use that stuff...NOPE they bring SALONS in their bags....soap, lotion, makeup, brushes...oh it goes on and on.

I have no time for that. There is more to life than standing in front of a mirror trying to look pretty while discussing nonsense with your pissing friend in the next stall. Lifes too short for stupid bullshit in the bathroom.


Posted by Sawke - March 16th, 2008


god damn i'm lazy. Too lazy to even write anything interesting...OK I'LL SQUEEZE A NUGGET OUT! ok! if you were given the chance to never sleep again would you take it? i was watching a Xfiles ep (love xfiles ^^) and soldiers were given drugs from the Govt to be the ultimate army that would never sleep. If i was in the soldiers places at first it would be GREAT. Always wired, always busy, never needing rest. But then....and they even said it in the show. After a few months it becomes bullshit, after 20 years! it's hell. So staying awake all the time is a NO for me. Too much of anything is never good.

I drew that BTW! is it just me or does she look like Tohru from Fruits Basket?

Augh i am sorry


Posted by Sawke - March 8th, 2008


A pic i made for Williwowza while on msn. Lol sry but i'm going through a lazy phase. So ms paint for this time. I just made a couple of anime pics that still need perfecting...sooo i'll post...next week? maybe? probably? depends if i can pull myself out of my room and move ALL the way to the next room to scan? meh. Only my laziness has the answer. If ya'll beg an squeal like lil piggies i'll get it in thursday. SQUEALLLLLL PEEEGIES WEEEHOOO!

WILLI POWER!