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So i came back from canada and it was about 9 hours.My dad started farting like 3 times.

Mom: *blank face then stares at dad*

Dad: *stares back*


me: *lifts up head*

Dad: I did NOT!

mom: yes you DID you gave me that blank look and everything!

dad: because i don't know what you are talking about! why are you blaming me?

mom: you DID!! you have a problem! what do you do in publi?how do your friends keep inviting you places?

dad: i don't have a PROBLEM! why aren't you blaming her! *points at me* look aat her she's laughing!

me: He who denys it supplies it! and mom knows it wasn't me! you're the one who farts everywhere!

Dad: if it was me trust me you'd smell it!

People who just randomly get naked

2007-08-30 11:23:50 by Sawke

Doesn't anybody have any respect for themselves? I'm not like fearful and angry when people get naked it's not like it's a BIG deal. But like there's a difference between getting naked for two maybe 5 people,and millions. I saw this clip where this girl was pumping gas and a guy went up to her and said "would you strip for 50$ "

she said "no"

then he asked "400$ ?"

she DID it in the middle of a fucking gas station by a highway. Is that how much your dignity is worth bitch? 400$!! i wouldn't do that for any money.
1) because i wouldn't believe anyone would pay that much to see me naked.

2) how do i even know I'd get the money WTF!

I went to the Guggenheim!

2007-08-19 06:16:16 by Sawke

I love art museums it was so beautiful. I saw pieces that I never thought i would see.There were a lot of picassos and Kadinskys.Vangogh was beautfiul too. This piece was one of my favorites.It doesn't look as good on a comp as it does when it's infront of you.But i loved it. It made me feel a vibe of i and happiness.

A lot is going on in the picture but i felt so calmed by it. Surrealism and modern art are really my most favorite types of art. I like how artists put their dreams in to art. My next dream...whatever it is will be painted :D I hope it will be a weird one. If any of you are in NYC go to a museum! anyway here's the song for the week.

Offended everyway by The White Stripes.

I'm patient of this plan
as humble as I can
I'll wait another day
before I turn away
but know this much is true
no matter what I do
offend in every way
I don't know what to say

You tell me to relax
and listen to these facts
that everyone's my friend
and will be till the end
but know this much is true
no matter what I do
no matter what I say
offend in every way

there's a flash that plays this song....I don't remember the name but it's by JohnnyUtah who is incredible with flash.

I went to the Guggenheim!

Songs for the week and month

2007-08-07 17:12:19 by Sawke

I decided to change it from song of the month to song of the week! anyway just this once I'll give you guys two! everyone should hear these songs they are my favorites! listen to it when you have the chance! or IM me and I'll send it to ya!

These aren't the full lyrics just parts.

Coming Undone by Korn

Keep holding on
When my brain's tickin' like a bomb
Guess the black thoughts have come Again to get me
Sweet bitter words
Unlike nothing I have heard
Sing along mocking bird
You don't affect me

That's right
Deliverance of my heart
Please strike
Be deliberate

I'm coming undone
I'm coming undone
Too late
I'm coming undone
One looks so strong
So delicate
I'm starting to suffocate
And soon I anticipate
I'm coming undone
One looks so strong
So delicate

Gnarls Barkley- Necromancing

Uh huh, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
It's naughty, very naughty necrophilia
Without a care I'm compassionate about killing her
I'd have my way with what's left of the will in her
Cosmopolitans, and cocaine, and an occasional pill in her
When she spoke I saw a spark, but it was dark so
I drove her home when she died, sexy suicide
Sweet nothings for the numb, you feel where I'm coming from?
Have no fear, everything's fine, my girl parties all the time
Did you hear what I said? With this ring I thee wed
A body in my bed, she was cool when I met her
But I think I like her better dead

I know my music seems kinda emo/creepy lol but don't worry it'll get more happier and weird i'll believe me when i post the macarena !!!
Now applaud my awesomeness......yes that's right follow Snape and no one gets e-hurt.

Songs for the week and month

My friend asked me out.

2007-07-30 14:38:36 by Sawke

Well he's more or less a friend I've known him for a little while. Anyway he asked me in a cute way.You know those folding origami fortune tellers? he made one and asked me to pick one.

I opened it and it said "wanna go out with me?" so i swatted it away and said no.

I really didn't care about his feelings.The way i see it whether i was nice about it or not he was still gonna be offeded. I also found him annoying because i'm in summer school and he kept bugging me to talk to him and I really needed to do work. He got quiet after that.

He told me earlier though that someone had a crush on me and said "wanna know who?" I told him no.

I didn't CARE who liked me because there was no one in that class I was even REMOTELY in to. I figured he was just talking about his friend since i heard him say he had a girlfriend. He's not my type for a few reasons. But mainly i'm annoyed because he thinks that class is just time to socialize and talk. I'm not fucking putting up with that. I need to do my work and he needs to back off. he knows I don't want to talk and i've told him twice to stop.

BTW i do respect that he asked me to my face.It takes a lot of guts to do that. i'm just angry that he wants me to talk when I'm trying to pass.


2007-07-17 16:40:59 by Sawke

This is just beautiful NG looks way better.So let me say that this is my blog which i intend to bore you with all my events that happen in my everyday life as if you actually care.So today i brushed my teeth, then I went to summer school,came home,waited for Ng to come back online,then started typing online. HOPE YOU ALL LOVED MY FANTASTICAL DAY! NEXT TIME I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY DEPRESSIONS AND WHY I NEED A HUG!