Don't worry, it's red carpet.
I was prepared.
Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)
Age 32, Female
??? O.o
Highschool
America
Joined on 2/21/05
Comments
i fuckin' love you
up the butt?
You're a very real person. Thank you for that.
i breathe and everything ^^
depends how you think about it, i'm cool with anal
ok i'll get my dildo and we'll insert that badboy in ya nice and deep.Now bend over.
only if you get a double ender, then we can both do it!
nah. Id prefer to just do it to you...it looks painful.
I love you
why is everyone saying that? im like the most pissed off person on the planet? should you be feeling the opposite of love?
All you ever do is complain
you're woman x 10
its my best skill. I hate everything including you.
I hate you? does that make you feel good?
actually yes, yes it does. The nasty good.
but what about my charm?
what that it's none existent?
Sawke responds:
why is everyone saying that? im like the most pissed off person on the planet? should you be feeling the opposite of love?
reason for me personally, because i am a complete asshole anyway, i can relate
oh joy ^^ another person who loves the art of sarcasm and laughing at others misfortune! *bows*
SENSE. THAT MADE NONE.
tond raec
i'm probably more fucked up then you think, most people throw up when they see what i laugh at
have you ever seen a guy shove his head up a goats ass? that was insane. Funny too because he got dragged with it.
GOD I WANT MY FUCKING HAIR BACK!!! WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!!! I can't beleive I'm saying this but I make better decisions when stoned or drunk!
Anyway, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that shit because I'm a guy. Any of my female friends who are having a conversation with me either have to keep talking or stop and go to the bathroom end of story. They can't invite me in, and I'm not going to follow you and talk through the fucking door. You can go ahead and do whatever you need to do, I am going to keep having fun. And you don't look like shit. In fact, I find you majorly attractive. I think you already knew that though.
oh GOD YES! i KNOW im damn hot! lol joking...no really just by the middle of the day my face looks...weird...like discolored...or something i dunno. I feel really ugly. I'm not saying i don't use makeup. I'm not THAT anti-feminine.
All it is, is coverup, i just get bothered when people take out gell and shit in the bathroom. I can't even get through to wash my hands because the girls hog up the sink looking at the mirror. Carry around a compact. that's all i do. I check my face to see the damage and that's it. As for hair i don't even bother. I take care of that in the morning like a NORMAL person.
Why can't all girls be like that? I once waited HALF AN HOUR for my friend to go once.
Is she stupid? maybe she got lost on the way? XD
ok, fine, your as weird minded as i am, because i've seen something like that, a guy was trying to help a goat give birth (has to stickl his hand up its ass) and he stuck it in and codn't get it out, he got kicked and dragged around, but he got the baby out!
Lovely :/ is that how you swoon girls? talk about goats with peoples hands up their hoohahs?
it sounds like youre a dyke
with a name like yours you are in no position to judge anyone.
nah, i don't swoon GIRLS! mainly guys that i screw about with, then tell them i'm not gay
Oo you're the leading cause of mental illness in the world.
But...but i thought when girls went to the bathroom, they teleported to an alternate reality, where they enjoy all pleasures imaginable!!!
nope its just a wet room people period all over.
Lol, talking whilst pissing and shitting. Thas hilarious. I will never understand why girls need to go to the bathroom in groups.
they have to walk in groups to intimidate guys.
Purpin
You hurt my feelings.
/wrists
Sawke
clean up that blood...you'll stain the carpet.