People in the bathroom need a life

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People in the bathroom need a life

Posted by Sawke - March 26th, 2008

I don't know about guys but girls spend FOREVER in the bathroom. it's like a fucking clubhouse. All these idiots do is stand in front of the mirror and brush their hair and talk their shit...then some moron screams

"OMGGG ITS SMELLS"

WHHHAT? it SMELLS? in the BATHROOM? how can this be? how can a place where people defecate possibly SMELL? I just don't fucking get these girls.

My friend always used to say "come with me to the bathroom"

but i always answered her with "why do you need help wiping yourself?"

WHY do i have to hear her pee? WHY does she want me to hear her pee? can't our conversation wait until after she's taking care of business? i feel very awkward talking to someone while they are farting and pissing.

I'm sorry i'm just not one of those girls that tell another girl to follow her to the bathroom...i get in, i get out. I don't discuss life issues while prissing and preening in the mirror! in fact...i avoid the mirror because i know i look like shit, and rubbing my face with water and using the shit soap won't help. But these girls don't use that stuff...NOPE they bring SALONS in their bags....soap, lotion, makeup, brushes...oh it goes on and on.

I have no time for that. There is more to life than standing in front of a mirror trying to look pretty while discussing nonsense with your pissing friend in the next stall. Lifes too short for stupid bullshit in the bathroom.

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Purpin 2008-03-27 19:37:53

You hurt my feelings.
/wrists

Sawke 2008-03-27 19:37:53

clean up that blood...you'll stain the carpet.

Purpin 2008-03-27 19:50:11

Don't worry, it's red carpet.

I was prepared.

dogstile 2008-03-27 20:25:24

i fuckin' love you

Sawke 2008-03-27 20:25:24

up the butt?

SpikeAlpha 2008-03-27 21:11:58

You're a very real person. Thank you for that.

Sawke 2008-03-27 21:11:58

i breathe and everything ^^

dogstile 2008-03-28 13:07:00

depends how you think about it, i'm cool with anal

Sawke 2008-03-28 13:07:00

ok i'll get my dildo and we'll insert that badboy in ya nice and deep.Now bend over.

dogstile 2008-03-28 19:53:36

only if you get a double ender, then we can both do it!

Sawke 2008-03-28 19:53:36

nah. Id prefer to just do it to you...it looks painful.

Slayer3751 2008-03-28 19:57:55

I love you

Sawke 2008-03-28 19:57:55

why is everyone saying that? im like the most pissed off person on the planet? should you be feeling the opposite of love?

RedCoin 2008-03-28 20:01:07

All you ever do is complain
you're woman x 10

Sawke 2008-03-28 20:01:07

its my best skill. I hate everything including you.

Slayer3751 2008-03-28 20:12:39

I hate you? does that make you feel good?

Sawke 2008-03-28 20:12:39

actually yes, yes it does. The nasty good.

RedCoin 2008-03-28 20:17:59

but what about my charm?

Sawke 2008-03-28 20:17:59

what that it's none existent?

dogstile 2008-03-28 20:24:06

Sawke responds:

why is everyone saying that? im like the most pissed off person on the planet? should you be feeling the opposite of love?

reason for me personally, because i am a complete asshole anyway, i can relate

Sawke 2008-03-28 20:24:06

oh joy ^^ another person who loves the art of sarcasm and laughing at others misfortune! *bows*

RedCoin 2008-03-28 20:58:23

SENSE. THAT MADE NONE.

Sawke 2008-03-28 20:58:23

tond raec

dogstile 2008-03-28 21:11:34

i'm probably more fucked up then you think, most people throw up when they see what i laugh at

Sawke 2008-03-28 21:11:34

have you ever seen a guy shove his head up a goats ass? that was insane. Funny too because he got dragged with it.

Crue 2008-03-29 17:34:45

GOD I WANT MY FUCKING HAIR BACK!!! WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!!! I can't beleive I'm saying this but I make better decisions when stoned or drunk!

Anyway, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that shit because I'm a guy. Any of my female friends who are having a conversation with me either have to keep talking or stop and go to the bathroom end of story. They can't invite me in, and I'm not going to follow you and talk through the fucking door. You can go ahead and do whatever you need to do, I am going to keep having fun. And you don't look like shit. In fact, I find you majorly attractive. I think you already knew that though.

Sawke 2008-03-29 17:34:45

oh GOD YES! i KNOW im damn hot! lol joking...no really just by the middle of the day my face looks...weird...like discolored...or something i dunno. I feel really ugly. I'm not saying i don't use makeup. I'm not THAT anti-feminine.

All it is, is coverup, i just get bothered when people take out gell and shit in the bathroom. I can't even get through to wash my hands because the girls hog up the sink looking at the mirror. Carry around a compact. that's all i do. I check my face to see the damage and that's it. As for hair i don't even bother. I take care of that in the morning like a NORMAL person.

NeonFlame126 2008-03-29 22:21:50

Why can't all girls be like that? I once waited HALF AN HOUR for my friend to go once.

Sawke 2008-03-29 22:21:50

Is she stupid? maybe she got lost on the way? XD

dogstile 2008-03-30 08:25:52

ok, fine, your as weird minded as i am, because i've seen something like that, a guy was trying to help a goat give birth (has to stickl his hand up its ass) and he stuck it in and codn't get it out, he got kicked and dragged around, but he got the baby out!

Sawke 2008-03-30 08:25:52

Lovely :/ is that how you swoon girls? talk about goats with peoples hands up their hoohahs?

pokemasterjames 2008-03-30 11:40:40

it sounds like youre a dyke

Sawke 2008-03-30 11:40:40

with a name like yours you are in no position to judge anyone.

dogstile 2008-03-30 16:43:34

nah, i don't swoon GIRLS! mainly guys that i screw about with, then tell them i'm not gay

Sawke 2008-03-30 16:43:34

Oo you're the leading cause of mental illness in the world.

fohn-jarmery 2008-04-01 21:26:11

But...but i thought when girls went to the bathroom, they teleported to an alternate reality, where they enjoy all pleasures imaginable!!!

Sawke 2008-04-01 21:26:11

nope its just a wet room people period all over.

SpeedMetalSandwich 2008-04-02 05:10:48

Lol, talking whilst pissing and shitting. Thas hilarious. I will never understand why girls need to go to the bathroom in groups.

Sawke 2008-04-02 05:10:48

they have to walk in groups to intimidate guys.

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