00:00
-:-

Scale and position your image


NOTE: please consider becoming a supporter if you would like to choose a shape.
Sawke
Drop file(s), or click here to upload.
    Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)

    Age 33, Female

    ??? O.o

    Highschool

    America

    Joined on 2/21/05

    Level:
    35
    Exp Points:
    13,550 / 13,600
    Exp Rank:
    2,085
    Vote Power:
    7.68 votes
    Art Scouts
    1
    Rank:
    Police Sergeant
    Global Rank:
    8,871
    Blams:
    625
    Saves:
    439
    B/P Bonus:
    12%
    Whistle:
    Bronze
    Medals:
    6

    Sawke's News

    Posted by Sawke - June 15th, 2009


    There are few people in life who can stand me and even fewer who i can stand. Im going to miss the one friend i had in highschool who really understood me and was calm all the time and always understood my POV. I need my friend from my old school, she didn't argue with me either, we just always understood eachother, although we didn't get in to long discussions just being with her made me so happy. My cousins gf is just so kinda through and through. Theres also a boy i really like and miss. We both just get along perfectly and i miss him like crazy. I never get along with anyone but the people i do get along with just fit perfectly with me, they are so calm and caring they are too good for me and i'm grateful for them.


    Posted by Sawke - June 13th, 2009


    like a lot of stuff....might as well make a list since i'm bored. lol read and let me know what you think!

    Music Bands i like:

    The Beatles
    Lily Allen
    Katy Perry
    She wants Revenge
    Billy Talent
    Rob Zombie
    Feist
    The killers
    The strokes
    Franz Ferdinand
    Ok Go
    Macy Gray
    Marilyn Manson
    The White Stripes
    Linkin Park
    Nirvana
    Pink
    Styx
    Johnny Cash
    The Fratellis
    Korn

    Favorite Cartoons/Animes:

    1 OURAN HIGHSCHOOL
    2 FRUITS BASKET
    3 PEACH GIRL
    4 SUPER GALS!
    5 SCHOOL RUMBLE
    6 SHUGO CHARA
    7 CLANNAD
    8TORADORA
    9 TONAGURA
    10MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZIMIYA
    11 ITAZURA NA KISS
    12 DEATH NOTE
    13 DRAGONBALL Z
    14 CARDCAPTORS
    15 SAILOR MOON
    16 SPECIAL A
    17 KARIN/ CHIBI VAMPIRE
    18 DESERT PUNK
    19 XXXHOLIX
    20 GANTZ
    21 AVATAR
    22 PRETEAR
    23 CODE GEASS
    24 GIRLS BRAVO
    Simpsons
    South Park
    Family Guy
    Drawn Together
    Perfect Hair Forever

    TV Shows

    That 70s Show
    Malcolm in the middle
    Robot Chicken
    House
    Ugly Betty
    Lost
    Jackass
    Seinfeld
    Friends
    Monty Python
    Little Britain
    Black Books
    Black Adder
    Mr Bean
    I,Claudius
    Allo Allo
    One foot in the grave
    are you being served?

    Movies

    Spirited Away
    Howls Moving Castle
    Heathers
    Crybaby
    Simpsons Movie
    Silence of the Lambs
    Art School Confidential
    The Addams Family 1 and 2
    All Monty Python Movies
    Airplane!
    Scary Movie 1-3
    Shrek 1-3
    All Harry Potters
    Silence of the Lambs

    Books and Comics

    The overachievers
    Harry Potter
    Artemis Fowl
    I,Claudius
    Everything about Mythology
    Speak
    Edgar Allen Poes Book of Poems
    COMICS----------------------
    Persepolis
    Lenore
    Johnny the homicidal maniac
    Squee!
    Family Guy
    Filler Bunny
    Optic Nerve
    MANGA________
    Fruits Basket
    Ouran Highschool
    HanaKimi

    Favorite Artists

    Salvador Dali
    Andy Warhol
    Ray Johnson

    Favorite Things in General

    Bracelets and Sweat Bands
    Head bands
    Painting
    Drawing
    Rock!!!!!!!!
    T shirts,hoodies,and sweaters
    Ear cuffs
    Big earrings
    Hair Dye
    ink pens and nibs
    rings
    jeans

    MY FAV ANIME AT THE MOMENT!! GIRLS BRAVO!! FREAKING FUNNY!!!

    My favorite things! are any of these yours?!


    Posted by Sawke - June 6th, 2009


    Ist das nicht ein NEWGROUNDS!?!?

    JA DAS IST EIN NEWGROUNDS!!

    Ist das nicht ein profile page??

    JA DAS NICHT EIN PROFILE PAGE!!!

    newgrounds, profile page

    Oh, du schöne
    Oh, du schöne
    Oh, du schöne
    Schnitzelbank!

    .
    /* */


    Posted by Sawke - May 31st, 2009


    AND HERE IT IS!! BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!! AWWW YA!!!

    I PROMISED HOT ACTION CORN!!!


    Posted by Sawke - May 30th, 2009


    My school has it....it's seriously shitty. We're not actually going to any hospitals or cleaning the streets. We sit around and staple papers for the school. Which can KINDA....be seen as community service. But meh. Everyone has to do a certain amount of hours to "graduate" suuure. I know a ton of people who haven't done it and are graduating. In fact i haven't technically done it.

    I didn't go to any hospitals this year or clean anyones place. But i did do community service in Haiti with my moms camp. I helped her fix up the work site for her school there about two years ago, and i painted tires so that plants can be put on the inside of the tires and grown. It was all very exhausting. But it was nice. Also i give away a lot of my clothes to haiti...A LOT...like...the moment something doesn't fit...it goes there. I don't like being in haiti much because of the heat. But it feels really good to help someone else. Sometimes i wish i can give more, at least to the little kids my mom take care of but, if i did then i'd have nothing lol. I do what i can!


    Posted by Sawke - May 26th, 2009


    baby jack skellington WUVS YOOOOU WUV HIM TOO!!!!

    KISSY KISS GIVE BABY JACK A HUG!!!


    Posted by Sawke - May 26th, 2009


    So i made this with ink...and i'm kinda scared by it...it looks like a girl Light yagami from death note lol!

    Light Yagami pic

    Does this look like a girl Light Yagami?


    Posted by Sawke - May 22nd, 2009


    who is this? :D

    if you guessed me you're right! lol i used a virtual program to change my hair though. Do i look high?

    guees who!


    Posted by Sawke - May 20th, 2009


    I laugh when children get hurt. I think it's the funniest thing ever. When i hear screaming from a child outside i rush outdoors to see the damage. Only to be dissapointed if it's a scraped knee. I don't feel sorry for them because the dumbasses are usually running around. I was never like that as a kid i walked straight and didn't run like an idiot. I saw a little girl accidently get dragged by her dad because she was staring at someone behind her. HA! BEST CHILD DRAG EVER!


    Posted by Sawke - May 18th, 2009


    If i was a man i would love to pee at far distances. I think thats pretty fun. Imagine it...being able to squirt on someone from a roof then running to another roof and getting someone else. WHY i would do that i don't know i guess as a woman it'd be harder...having to squat...itd be too hard. And you may ask "why not just put piss in a bucket then toss it?" WHY ? because you just don't get it thats why!!!