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Sawke
Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)

Age 32, Female

??? O.o

Highschool

America

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Posted by Sawke - June 15th, 2009


There are few people in life who can stand me and even fewer who i can stand. Im going to miss the one friend i had in highschool who really understood me and was calm all the time and always understood my POV. I need my friend from my old school, she didn't argue with me either, we just always understood eachother, although we didn't get in to long discussions just being with her made me so happy. My cousins gf is just so kinda through and through. Theres also a boy i really like and miss. We both just get along perfectly and i miss him like crazy. I never get along with anyone but the people i do get along with just fit perfectly with me, they are so calm and caring they are too good for me and i'm grateful for them.


Posted by Sawke - June 13th, 2009


like a lot of stuff....might as well make a list since i'm bored. lol read and let me know what you think!

Music Bands i like:

The Beatles
Lily Allen
Katy Perry
She wants Revenge
Billy Talent
Rob Zombie
Feist
The killers
The strokes
Franz Ferdinand
Ok Go
Macy Gray
Marilyn Manson
The White Stripes
Linkin Park
Nirvana
Pink
Styx
Johnny Cash
The Fratellis
Korn

Favorite Cartoons/Animes:

1 OURAN HIGHSCHOOL
2 FRUITS BASKET
3 PEACH GIRL
4 SUPER GALS!
5 SCHOOL RUMBLE
6 SHUGO CHARA
7 CLANNAD
8TORADORA
9 TONAGURA
10MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZIMIYA
11 ITAZURA NA KISS
12 DEATH NOTE
13 DRAGONBALL Z
14 CARDCAPTORS
15 SAILOR MOON
16 SPECIAL A
17 KARIN/ CHIBI VAMPIRE
18 DESERT PUNK
19 XXXHOLIX
20 GANTZ
21 AVATAR
22 PRETEAR
23 CODE GEASS
24 GIRLS BRAVO
Simpsons
South Park
Family Guy
Drawn Together
Perfect Hair Forever

TV Shows

That 70s Show
Malcolm in the middle
Robot Chicken
House
Ugly Betty
Lost
Jackass
Seinfeld
Friends
Monty Python
Little Britain
Black Books
Black Adder
Mr Bean
I,Claudius
Allo Allo
One foot in the grave
are you being served?

Movies

Spirited Away
Howls Moving Castle
Heathers
Crybaby
Simpsons Movie
Silence of the Lambs
Art School Confidential
The Addams Family 1 and 2
All Monty Python Movies
Airplane!
Scary Movie 1-3
Shrek 1-3
All Harry Potters
Silence of the Lambs

Books and Comics

The overachievers
Harry Potter
Artemis Fowl
I,Claudius
Everything about Mythology
Speak
Edgar Allen Poes Book of Poems
COMICS----------------------
Persepolis
Lenore
Johnny the homicidal maniac
Squee!
Family Guy
Filler Bunny
Optic Nerve
MANGA________
Fruits Basket
Ouran Highschool
HanaKimi

Favorite Artists

Salvador Dali
Andy Warhol
Ray Johnson

Favorite Things in General

Bracelets and Sweat Bands
Head bands
Painting
Drawing
Rock!!!!!!!!
T shirts,hoodies,and sweaters
Ear cuffs
Big earrings
Hair Dye
ink pens and nibs
rings
jeans

MY FAV ANIME AT THE MOMENT!! GIRLS BRAVO!! FREAKING FUNNY!!!

My favorite things! are any of these yours?!


Posted by Sawke - June 6th, 2009


Ist das nicht ein NEWGROUNDS!?!?

JA DAS IST EIN NEWGROUNDS!!

Ist das nicht ein profile page??

JA DAS NICHT EIN PROFILE PAGE!!!

newgrounds, profile page

Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!

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Posted by Sawke - May 31st, 2009


AND HERE IT IS!! BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!! AWWW YA!!!

I PROMISED HOT ACTION CORN!!!


Posted by Sawke - May 30th, 2009


My school has it....it's seriously shitty. We're not actually going to any hospitals or cleaning the streets. We sit around and staple papers for the school. Which can KINDA....be seen as community service. But meh. Everyone has to do a certain amount of hours to "graduate" suuure. I know a ton of people who haven't done it and are graduating. In fact i haven't technically done it.

I didn't go to any hospitals this year or clean anyones place. But i did do community service in Haiti with my moms camp. I helped her fix up the work site for her school there about two years ago, and i painted tires so that plants can be put on the inside of the tires and grown. It was all very exhausting. But it was nice. Also i give away a lot of my clothes to haiti...A LOT...like...the moment something doesn't fit...it goes there. I don't like being in haiti much because of the heat. But it feels really good to help someone else. Sometimes i wish i can give more, at least to the little kids my mom take care of but, if i did then i'd have nothing lol. I do what i can!


Posted by Sawke - May 26th, 2009


baby jack skellington WUVS YOOOOU WUV HIM TOO!!!!

KISSY KISS GIVE BABY JACK A HUG!!!


Posted by Sawke - May 26th, 2009


So i made this with ink...and i'm kinda scared by it...it looks like a girl Light yagami from death note lol!

Light Yagami pic

Does this look like a girl Light Yagami?


Posted by Sawke - May 22nd, 2009


who is this? :D

if you guessed me you're right! lol i used a virtual program to change my hair though. Do i look high?

guees who!


Posted by Sawke - May 20th, 2009


I laugh when children get hurt. I think it's the funniest thing ever. When i hear screaming from a child outside i rush outdoors to see the damage. Only to be dissapointed if it's a scraped knee. I don't feel sorry for them because the dumbasses are usually running around. I was never like that as a kid i walked straight and didn't run like an idiot. I saw a little girl accidently get dragged by her dad because she was staring at someone behind her. HA! BEST CHILD DRAG EVER!


Posted by Sawke - May 18th, 2009


If i was a man i would love to pee at far distances. I think thats pretty fun. Imagine it...being able to squirt on someone from a roof then running to another roof and getting someone else. WHY i would do that i don't know i guess as a woman it'd be harder...having to squat...itd be too hard. And you may ask "why not just put piss in a bucket then toss it?" WHY ? because you just don't get it thats why!!!