So i came back from canada and it was about 9 hours.My dad started farting like 3 times.

Mom: *blank face then stares at dad*

Dad: *stares back*

Mom: UGH YOUR FARTED OPEN UP A WINDW!

me: *lifts up head*

Dad: I did NOT!

mom: yes you DID you gave me that blank look and everything!

dad: because i don't know what you are talking about! why are you blaming me?

mom: you DID!! you have a problem! what do you do in publi?how do your friends keep inviting you places?

dad: i don't have a PROBLEM! why aren't you blaming her! *points at me* look aat her she's laughing!

me: He who denys it supplies it! and mom knows it wasn't me! you're the one who farts everywhere!

Dad: if it was me trust me you'd smell it!