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I am cynical

Posted by Sawke - February 2nd, 2008


A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

This guy is so right it's scary. I guess this is why I can't get along with idealists....and optimists. only realists and cynics. It's because i have a dark view on the world. I don't think everything is BAD....i don't know..i guess i can't see happiness first. My first thought is always "how is this going to get screwed up" when something good sounding comes along...i think that way because normally it happens.

At times i like seeing things as they really are and not in the obstructed view of my own feelings, and other times i wish i didn't see what's actually there, i don't like seeing the REALITY because frankly reality is quite ugly.

Sometimes i want to ignore the truth, but i can't that's not me, i wanted to ignore the fact my friends father called me a N**** and keep going over to his house...but i'm not stupid...an idealist would keep going over assuming it'd be ok as long as the father isn't there...but i know better.

I'm way too bitter. I guess i must like it that way....if i'm not actually doing anything about it. Lol you wanna know something sick? whenever i smell roses the first thing i think of IS a funeral.

On a side note. My characters name is D-toX she's a cyborg/human assassin and oh so pretty. I wish i was a cyborg. Then i could blow up stuff.

I am cynical


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nice drawing. looks like an x-man.

and being cynical is the only way to survive on this earth without going batshit.

lol thats one freaky Xman....lol a lot of people would say cynicism isn't a good thing.

Everyone has a different way of thinking. The world would be so uncreative if everyone always had pleasent thoughts. Being cynical isn't a bad thing, its even more interesting than someone who's optimistic and can't handle unpleasent things well. You don't need a metal vagina to blow things up. Vodka, a rag, and a liter can go a long way.

a metal vagina...hmmm...imagine sex with a metal vagina :D

Metal vagina... my god... i thought newgrounds couldn't make me squirm... i was wrong.

stick it in the metal pooper then?

my parents constantly tell me that cynicism shortens your lifespan. i ask them, "what doesn't?"

lol clever.My parents are cynics. My mom thinks she isn't one but she is deep inside.

I feel where you're coming from.

I find myself hating people because of stupid things they do and I find myself hating stupid concepts of things and wondering how anything can go wrong and then telling everyone about it.

lol if people get angry at you when you go on about the negative aspects of things...then you're a cynic!

Same here with the flowers thing. And lately I've been right. One funeral earlier this week and another this weekend. I'll never look at reenacting the same again either. I have the privelage to be part of my friend's honor guard. Semi lucky bastard gets three, one civil war, one boy scout and one Navy. So the next time I put on the uniform or fire the musket all I will be able to think of will be his funeral. Every time I see a suit (or wear one) I can only think of death. I do my best to hide the fact that I'm cynical when I'm with other people, and I suppose I do okay. I wish I knew more cynics. Hey, are you sure we're not twins? You keep saying shit that hits home. Also, D-toX looks like one kick ass character. If you need proof I'm a cynic reread this. I proofread it for errors and realized that its simply dark. What a view on life...