Wow....Fairy Tales are BULL SHIT!

My inner child is dead. Here is how i know.So the other day i was watching Cinderella because it USED to be my favorite movie.....then it hit me.This story was sending the wrong messages. First off a prince can NOT marry for love, not in those times anyway. Marriage then was made between countries as alliances.

Love had nothing to do with it, if a real prince had married a commoner during that time that would have cost the country serious money and military backup. If i was living under a kingdom where the royals married whoever the hell they wanted making NO treaties, i would have gotten the hell out.

Another crock of shit this movie sent. "Love" i'm not against love i'm against THEIR idea of love. "OH MY A HANDSOME MAN WITH POWER!!!" sexist, and retarded. "WOW A REALLY HOT GIRL WITH A BIG SHINY DRESS!" ya...that's love alright. A shallow fucking one. Did Cinderella try to ask the prince about his future, or what he planned on doing for the kingdom, or MAYBE if he was going to enforce child abuse laws which she had to endure? nope.

She was rendered stupid by his money and face.So what did we learn from the story? if you dream your wishes will be granted by a fairy.if you don't have a fairy to help you...well just keep dreaming you poor piece of shit.

Don't give me the "it's just a STORY" naaah there are better ones. Snow White was great, lion king, and Alladin...but cinderella ugh......just no. No morals were given from that story i'm dissapointed.

Bestiality between humans and half fish.... no no. i'm looking at you "The Little Mermaid".

Song for the week- it's in his kiss- Aretha Franklin

Does he love me?
I wanna know!
How can I tell if he loves me so?

(Is it in his eyes?)
Oh no! You need to see!
(Is it in his size?)
Oh no! You make believe!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
Its in his kiss!
(That's where it is!)

(Oh yeah! Or is it in his face?)
no girls! It's just his charms!
(In his warm embrace?)
no girls! That's just his arms!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It's in his kiss!
(That's where it is!)
yeah!! Its in his kiss!
(That's where it is!)

Oh, oh, oh, honey !
Squeeze him tight!
Find out what you wanna know!
promise love, and if it really is,
It's there in his kiss!

i'd also like to say that in Cinderella they didn't kiss until the end...she probably faked love for money...hey i would too if it meant i didn't have to clean anymore.

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WilliWowza 2007-10-11 16:25:21

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger
But she is

Sawke 2007-10-11 16:25:21

articulate as always.

Trambamboline 2007-10-11 16:26:06

Man the Lion King owned. =P

GayForFags 2007-10-11 16:36:37

Actually in that time could marry, poor people married rich people to get to a higher class i just learned that on school ^^ it didn't happened much in that time but it did

Sawke 2007-10-11 16:36:37

No i mean marriage for love.As in the prince was given a choice was normally royalty doesn't get a choice.They most often had arranged marriages.

Crue 2007-10-11 20:31:24

Yeah, Lion King was an alright story. I remember it. Yet even it seems wrong to me. I'm still in that antilove rut. And my firewall is blocking MSN from downloading. Cinderella seemed like a selfish bitch to me.

Sawke 2007-10-11 20:31:24

lion king had no long lovey story and there was revenge in it shweet!

Reaperyami 2007-10-12 17:45:11

Isn't Alladin the same thing but with a reversed story instead of white people they're Arab, Instead of the dude being a prince it's the chick, and instead of and evil step mother there's a creepy sorcerer dude?

Sawke 2007-10-12 17:45:11

hmm...ya that's true...but they never got married did they? and alladin was given a govt job so he automatically got some power. So technically he wasn't poor he at least got a job before being with her.

But ya they are kinda the same..for some reason i find Cinderella much more offensive. Probably cuz she was such a lazy whore that just sat around wishing and hoping while Alladin stole and lied to get his way. Come on hough...if i had to go through all that bullshit to protect some spoiled princess i'd demand a kingdom too. WAY TO GO ALLADIN!

FrozenSheep 2007-10-17 19:31:12

^__^