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I dreamt i was a skateboarder

Posted by Sawke - February 18th, 2009


It was amazing....i was SOOO good too. I always have fantasys of skating but honestly...i'm just so clumsy...sometimes i think i'd do a good job but i'm way too afraid that i'll fall. It'd be a waste of money to even bother with it. Shit there are tons of things i wish i could do sing, play the guitar or the drums. I kinda wish i was a musician instead of a artist.

Girl musicians get all the sexy man cock :D oh well i guess the life of a cartoonist isn't so bad either. I'm happy that i at least have a talent and i can do SOMETHING with my hands. That's more than i can say for those damn tanning whores. I wish could live near all the Ng users im friends with. After meeting Levelingup i realized how much im truly bored by my friends and how much more interesting NG users are.

I dreamt i was a skateboarder


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I hate skateboarders.... Not that it matters at all to you. Man, I'm bored.

Musicians are artists. Art can be pushed through many forms by the artists, whether it be painting, animation, writing or music. In fact, many musicians have other art-related hobbies as well... Its just you gotta have time.

Skateboarders are HOOOT dumb as fuck..but mmm that haiiir!

I once dreamed I was a snowboarder. Man, I'd love to try snowboarding out just once.

Also, lulz at the strip.

I once had a dream where there was this chick, who was nak- Err... Want to be a high ranking person in my religious cult based off of the lolcat speak bible? Positions are filling fast, soon you won't be able to obtain a high position without working for years at it.

Visit my user page.

only if i get endless sexings.

Well... From who? Because I can guarantee that from some people, but not all.

Sexy sexings.

Brad Pitt > : (

Wrong religion, sorry. I can get you sexings from any member of the cult or any... well guy on newgrounds... Who isn't over 17 of course, that'd be illegal, and we're not at that cult immunity stage yet.

hmm give me a list of willing gents and i'll pick from those lol.

I used to skateboard once and I was relatively skilled at it.

I rarely do it now, apparently whenever I messed up attempting an extreme stunt a girl getting bruised up isn't attractive.

Also someone stole my board.

A girl getting bruised is seeeeexy! lol no i dont want bruises i just think i'd look bad ass on a board. But if i get cut up anymore im going to look shitty my legs are already fucked up from bumping in to things.

Bumping into things?

Ha you make it sound as if you are blind.

I'm sure your legs are great. (Boy that comes out really weird.)

my legs are great lol im not blind just clumsy

Why don't you be a skateboarding musician who does art? With a moustache?

But i like being a artist chick with big tatas.

Hmm...You are good with your hands you say?
And you want sexy cock, eh?

We should definitely be friends.

Ya maybe you can introduce me to someone with a cock!

:'[ That hurt.