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Sawke
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LAZOR GUNS NAOW! and I want your candy mmmm

Posted by Sawke - February 6th, 2009


Omg i want a badass gun i want a LAZOR gun. I'm not really a gun person but mmmmmmi love things that go PEW PEW PEW! sigh...i refuse to accept this is the future until i see some pewpewing with my guns and the really cool holographic videogames....yaaaaaaaa!

SUBJECT CHANGE!!SWISHWOOH

What are you all doing for Valentines?

Guys if you have a gf don't be a douche and only get her candy! oh you youngins don't know nuthin bout no romancin. As for me...sigh...i'll be eating the chocolates my dad gives me...alone....HOORAY! because if i had a boyfriend he'd eat them all > :( the fat bitch! I got a secret admirer and got a candy gram a few months ago...i think i know who it is and i don't like the guy i just REALLY want more candy *moves away from thrown rocks* i'm sorry...but candy turns me in to something...EVIL! so in class when i was near him i asked a girl who was supposed to be handing out these secret thingies when she was going to do it basically i was saying....
*hint hint "GIVEMECANDYANDI'LLHAVESEXYTIMEWITHJOO !"

At least i wanted him to think that. I just want candy. And not his CAAAANDY...just Candy....call me a awful person but how can i feel wrong when i have chocolate if it's supposed to make you feel good? RIDDLE ME THAT BITCH!

and that is what's called suppressing your feelings rofl!

OHEMGEEEE DO JOO LIKE MY PURPLE HAAAIIR TELL MEIMPRETTY *sob*

heehee i really love purple...and i took my graduation pics with my hair like that. My grandkids are gonna see it and go "GRANNY YOU A COOL MOFO!" and i'll be like "AHDUUUH..NOW RUBMYBUNIONS!"

LAZOR GUNS NAOW! and I want your candy mmmm


Comments

my first gun is a simple solid black 9mm. my baby hollow tips of coarse

no lazors it fails.

purple hair rocks!

weren't you going to dye my hair?

was i? SHALL IT BE YELLOW>?

Nice.

Jesus, calm down.

YA JESUS CALM DOWN MUTHAFUCKA

You know what I love most about you? You're beyond awesome.

Its the hair.

It's totally the hair.

oh yeh babeh