Ok so previous post you know that DICK and ASSHOLE are two guys who sat together and talked about how DICK fucked me! WRONG NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! SO HERES WHAT HAPPEND WHEN I WENT TO FIND OUT WHAT DICK SAID EXACTLY ABOUT ME!

Me: Hey DICK i need to talk to you later *walks away*

I ignored him asking what was wrong. PUT IN THE FEAR FIRST BABY!

I found Asshole.

Me: Asshole you me and DICK need to talk!

Asshole and i then go to DICKS class when the bell rang the FIRST thing he said was "DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THIS CLOWN TOLD YOU!"

ROFL! he practically confessed so i said "why did you say i had sex with you?" of COURSE bad idea!

we were in the middle of the hallway and people were looking at us and whispering because i said it loud...i was too angry to care.

So DICK scoffed and said "OH MY GOD i was being sarcastic!"

Asshole said "you liar i asked you TWICE i KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC!"

so i said "DICK! whether you were being sarcastic or not isn't the point you don't SAY things like that!"

so Dick rolls his eyes and said "i'm SORRY for being sarcastic "oh ya GREAT apology"

so asshole says to me "ALL i asked was if you two were sleeping together because you two are around eachother a lot"

So DICK goes "and i was being sarcastic and said that she and i were sleeping together! that's like me saying me and Obama are sleeping together"

so i screamed "YA BUT SLEEPING WITH ME IS MORE BELIEVABLE!"

so asshole leaves and says some douchy thing like "oh i gotta flirt with girls blah blah"

and i turn to Dick and tell him that Asshole asked him a PLAUSIBLE question all he had to do is answer with a plausible answer. So i tried to appeal to his guilt and explain what happens when people spread rumors like that and how embarrassing it was for Asshole to scream it out loud in the cafeteria.

Then one of the short little teachers started jumping around us and telling us to get to class and Dicks words to me were.

"maybe you shouldn't hang around with clowns then!"

so i ask him "does that mean i shouldn't hang around with you?" he shrugs so

i walk away to class.