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Pressures of Sex!

Posted by Sawke - May 27th, 2008

This friend of mine a guy keeps pressuring me to have sex. Not with him lol, i'm not asian,white,or skinny enough to fit his interests. Anyway he kept started braggin about sex as if i'd be interested and i was like "I'm a virgin remember?" you know my excuse to get him to stfu! he said "oh ya...you should have sex it's GREAT! do it and you'll thank me!" ya...riiiight.

I don't want sex at least not with just any old person....but still he persists saying how great it is and how i'm missing out. To him i should just fuck any person and get it over with. WHY? is it so horrible that i might actually want someone i LIKE with me? why the hell would i want a sweaty, moaning stranger sliding all up in them with a dirty ass cock? why not someone i have a CONNECTION with? ouuuu scary and new! i must be a REBEL! sex is overrated. If all it is, is about enjoying yourself...then why can't NG be as good as sex? or a piece of cake at night? or...OUU WALKING IN TO A AIR CONDITIONED ROOM ON A REALLY HOT DAY! all those things make me happy....and if all sex does is make you happy then why can't i have a substitute!?

Its too damn hot to even be thinking about sex. Summer time no one touches me...fuckin hot people.

This character name is Claire ^^. In case you can't tell the green things are smiley faces.....ZOMBIE SMILEYS! ZOMFG RUN!

By the way this picture is for the only guy i want...you know who you are!

Daniel Radcliffe DOES go on NG right?

j/k <3

Pressures of Sex!

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ngfan14

We both must be rebels.

Sawke

^^ lets set fire to some nuns.

Z-Sector

Totally agree. Punch your friend square on the dong the next time you see him, he's a fucking idiot. How often does he have sex? (since he undoubtedly brags about it, I'm sure)

EvilJesus

Hmm...
If you have sex with the right person, you feel so good after, just stay with your own pace.

Sawke

LMAO how would you know? you never even had sex!

saltovergray

Sex is WAY overrated. I'd much rather do something better than stab myself into some screaming chick in the middle of my fucking room.

I'd rather go outside and step on flowers.

Sawke

lol do whatever you want. Just don't throw your body at the mercy of catching a STD just because you're bored.

Dew

I agree, actually ;) But everyone really should. Everything is really good the first time you do something. And then progressively worse :p

Warrickneff

I think your friend is probably trying to look out for you, even though it may get on your nerves. Not knowing the situation fully, I can only assume it's because of the pressure guys have in high school to have sex. There's a definite stigma to lose your virginity before going to college or the later world, so perhaps he is unknowingly showing that he's already passed that 'milestone'.

Sex is good, but I think that you're right for waiting until you like someone. Although, I must say, even when I was a virgin I never referred to the opposite sexes' genitals as "dirty ass". Haha. I was totally ready for a vagina, even though I also waited to make sure there was at least a connection.

Sex is a different kind of happy than NG or cake, but as a guy, it's pretty similar to walking into an air-conditioned room :P

It truly is the connection that you're waiting for that makes it so much better than a simple act of lust. Being able to share that experience with someone you trust is a different happy than the other aspects of life, and perhaps that's all your friend was trying to express.

Crue

Sex is fun, I'll give it that. However that guy just sounds like a manwhore/liar, and I get the feeling he is trying to subliminally hint that you should fuck him. If you fuck like him, it loses its fun. Its just another cure for boredom. No, sex is best between two people who feel so connected, who both truly want it. In a way, it can even symbolize that the two are one, if you understand. But I'll tell you one thing, you never forget you first time.

Sawke

lol he really doesn't want me trust me. He has many options. The only people he hangs around with are girls....because guys can't stand him.

kaiser-d

Well good for you for waiting for the right person. Having sex with some random douche your first time is a good way to have a permanently screwed up sex life. Your friend is right though, you are missing out. Sex is not just something that makes you happy, it is instinct. It is not just fulfilling like eating ice cream or something, it is more like going to bed after not sleeping for three days, or eating that ice cream when you are starving. This is something you probably will not understand until you do have sex. It is also not really going to seem like a big deal, but it gets better with practice. You are not going to have a mind rocking orgasm your first time out, so don't expect it. After your first time you will probably be thinking "that's it?", but after a few more years it will probably be one of the best things in your life. A word of advice though, have sex with somebody who knows what they are doing your first time. If you are both virgins, it will not be special, it will be awkward and embarrassing (not to mention he might not even know exactly where to put it :/). Also don't settle for a greedy partner. They will just leave you frustrated and unsatisfied.

Sawke

I don't intend on having sex for a loooong time, because i havent found the right guy STILL, it's more than likely that he won't be found for many years. Lol definately not this summer...this summer will be hell

pHuXxXB0xX

lol. give it a year. also, when you cum your brain releases a chemical that gives a feeling that's.. that's jsut great! :3

Sawke

You know someone said give it a year LAST year.

dogstile

you to huh? girl like you, i would think you would have people in a line trying to impress you

Sawke

Oh believe me i DO! lol j/k there just aren't any guys that are interesting around here. Everyones really stupid and shallow.

pHuXxXB0xX

ok fine. give it a bottle of vodka ;D

SapphireLight

Sex's pleasure level is far beyond anything else on the planet can perscribe, which is why people really really like it.

I can only imagine the only way it will ever be kicked off its throne is if science makes some sort of drug that activates the pleasure censors in your mind to maximum, or something.

dogstile

gah, you deserve better then, how come the interesting people in life can only contact one another over the internet?

Sawke

good question. It's lifes way of saying "haha you suck and we're separating everyone cool from you by more than 500 miles."

Zergzealot

sex is boring, don't do it or else god will strike you with a lightning bolt.

Sawke

Does that make it more pleasureable? i bet some people are in to that sort of thing.

dogstile

if you watch heroes season 2 theres a girl who can shoot lightning who seems to want to use it as a way of exciting sex

snapper5

btw, this is dogstiles new account, hi sawke!

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