Everyone has a different way of thinking. The world would be so uncreative if everyone always had pleasent thoughts. Being cynical isn't a bad thing, its even more interesting than someone who's optimistic and can't handle unpleasent things well. You don't need a metal vagina to blow things up. Vodka, a rag, and a liter can go a long way.
Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)
Age 33, Female
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Joined on 2/21/05
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a metal vagina...hmmm...imagine sex with a metal vagina :D
Metal vagina... my god... i thought newgrounds couldn't make me squirm... i was wrong.
stick it in the metal pooper then?
my parents constantly tell me that cynicism shortens your lifespan. i ask them, "what doesn't?"
lol clever.My parents are cynics. My mom thinks she isn't one but she is deep inside.
I feel where you're coming from.
I find myself hating people because of stupid things they do and I find myself hating stupid concepts of things and wondering how anything can go wrong and then telling everyone about it.
lol if people get angry at you when you go on about the negative aspects of things...then you're a cynic!
Same here with the flowers thing. And lately I've been right. One funeral earlier this week and another this weekend. I'll never look at reenacting the same again either. I have the privelage to be part of my friend's honor guard. Semi lucky bastard gets three, one civil war, one boy scout and one Navy. So the next time I put on the uniform or fire the musket all I will be able to think of will be his funeral. Every time I see a suit (or wear one) I can only think of death. I do my best to hide the fact that I'm cynical when I'm with other people, and I suppose I do okay. I wish I knew more cynics. Hey, are you sure we're not twins? You keep saying shit that hits home. Also, D-toX looks like one kick ass character. If you need proof I'm a cynic reread this. I proofread it for errors and realized that its simply dark. What a view on life...
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nice drawing. looks like an x-man.
and being cynical is the only way to survive on this earth without going batshit.
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lol thats one freaky Xman....lol a lot of people would say cynicism isn't a good thing.