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Sawke
Why a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)

Age 33, Female

??? O.o

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Joined on 2/21/05

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I've got to say it, you are one interesting person. CONFIDENCE WOMAN, CONFIDENCE! A part of you tells you that you might make a fool of yourself you quote Tom Cruise and tell that part of you to take a step back and literally fuck its own face. You're cute, you're smart, you're funny. You have nothing to be self concious about. Someone doesn't like you then they are just a douchebag loser. Now get out there and get a boyfriend!

Also, Merry Christmas. I'd pull an SNL and give you my dick in a box, but it only reaches to Ohio.

Pull an SNL? sounds more like a erotic Van Gogh LMAO!

Actually you're right about the whole..."fuck the guys that dont like me thing"

heres the next phase of my mind conversation.

Me: omg he really doesn't like me...

Myself: yeh i can see that...no interest at all..

Me and myself: tsk..this sucks...god...

5....4.....3....2...

Me and Myself: WELL FUCK THAT ASSHOLE THEN HE WASNT THAT GOOD LOOKING ANYWAY! IM GETTING SOME GODDAMN ICECREAM!

LOL i'm not a crazy eater when i get rejected...it's just my way of saying "i'm not going to try and make myself look sexy by starving i'm getting some goddamn ice cream and rebeling" lol if that makes sense?

It makes sense. Ice cream is delicious. And cold. I've personally never cared for thin-as-a-stick girls though. I have a motivator that says Curves: If I wanted to have sex with someone with the body of a 9 year old chinese boy, I would have sex with a 9 year old chinese boy. Yes, take care of yourself but don't strive to be thin and flat and shit. Besides like I said, ice cream is delicious and cold.

Icecream is delicious....and it's also ice cream...that's a plus!

ROFLMAO same here (except OBV not with MEN bleh)

sure sure lol