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Favorite Comic Book Character of the Month: SPIDERMAN!

Posted by Sawke - November 18th, 2009


HELP SPIDERMAN'S FALLEN AND HE CANT GET UP!

Powers: spidey powers, scaling walls, jumping long distances, that's about it.

Little known fact: he has a thingie inside his suit that shoots webs, he can't actually make one naturally.

Favorite Comic Book Character of the Month: SPIDERMAN!


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zomfg
i actualy kinda looks lik he breakdancin

he is lol. But i think its funnier if he fell

ONLY IN THE FAR EAST! YEAH go Spidy

"Little known fact: he has a thingie inside his suit that shoots webs, he can't actually make one naturally."

If you apply the storyline leterally, that is false. If you take the mecahnics of the movies, that's also false.

In the story he was shooting webs before he even made the suit.
And they way the webs were done in the movie were through CGI, not a shitty device.

what are you talking about? in the comic he created a webmachine made out of rubber cement that flung out webs. Venom gives him the power to make his own webs but that doesn't come in until years later. The majority of the first years and villains were fought with fake webs.And no shit the webs were made with CGI in the movie.

My name is Peter Parker and I have been Spider-Man since I was 15 years old

did you know at one point his name was Peter PALMER....gaaaay

I am not going to lie. I find everything about you amazingly beautiful. I will not be happy until you and I have made some sort of a connection. You are simply too beautiful to not be completely overcome by.

I like spiderman though. Next month should be Mr. Manhattan.

you know i was joking about the sex thing right?

Then how did he shoot a web without the suit in the first movie hmm?

Uh because they changed the original story?!? duh!

O hai.
;3

Hey you!!!

geterkikzkid
Don't be an idiot.
If you read the topic title, she's OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT THE COMIC.