I'm sorry i don't hate men. I just hate DOUCHEBAG MEN! here's the deal...my so called "friend" lets call him DICK. Told some asshole that he had SEX with me. SO NOT TRUE. So ASSHOLE screams it out in the cafeteria. No one really heard him...but i have to find out if this is the truth to be sure. I'm going to interrogate DICK tomorrow to find out WHAT THE FUCKING DEAL IS!

He's been known to brag about sex so i'm SURE he did say he slept with me. I'm learning how to spot lies through eye movement and body language...as far as i'm concerned if his eyes move left he's a FUCKING liar. But i'm not going to yell...suprisingly...no if he's lying i'm going to bring him to the asshole he told and have him embarrass himself and tell asshole that he never had sex with me.

Then i'm going to tell him that if i ever hear shit like this again i'm going to bring down so much hell on him that he won't be able to brag about sex with anyone ever again, i am NOT a dumb fucking girl he can spread rumors about i am NOT the one. Before even I fully processed what was going on my friends were about to kill him, this is a matter of sex here, i take my reputation SERIOUSLY and he is, i'm not sorry to say it, a FUCKWAD NO ONE LIKES HIM I GAVE HIM A CHANCE I THOUGHT "MAYBE HE'S NOT SO BAD!" Oh IM SURE HE IS HE'S GOING TO LIE TO ME I KNOW HE SAID IT I FUCKING KNOW IT HES A FILTHY BASTARD. But him not being popular isn't the point i just don't like the idea of people looking at me in disgust for having sex with a douche/guy and not even dating him.

I will get all my guy friends on his ass if he ever does this again. He's also a delusional fuck if he ever thinks i'm hugging HIM again...clearly either him or other people are getting the wrong message when i'm with him. By tomorrow this will all be solved.